Banana jokes!

Banana Jokes

Why couldn’t the police arrest the banana?
Because he split.

Why don’t bananas like getting sun burnt?
They peel.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s a monster.

What would you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers.

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