Laugh yourself silly

When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.

Q: What do you call a sailor that crosses the ocean twice without taking a bath?
A: Dirty doublecrosser!

Q: What has 4 wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Cow go

Cow go who?

Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

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