It’s Friday again….Joke day!

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-Ashe—-Ashe who?
A: Bless you!

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s there?—-Nobel—-Nobel who?
A: No bell, that’s why I knocked!

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s there?—-Leaf—-Leaf who?
A: Leaf me alone!

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-lettuce—-lettuce who?
A: Lettuce in and you’ll find out!

Q: Knock-knock—-Who’s there?—-Aaron—-Aaron who?
A: Why Aaron you opening the door?

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-Tank—-Tank Who?
A: You’re welcome!

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s there?—-Hawaii—-Hawaii who?
A: I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s there?—-Orange—-Orange who?
A: Orange you even going to open the door!

Q: Knock-knock—-Who’s there?—-Gray Z—-Gray Z who?
A: Gray Z mixed up kid.

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-Who—-Who Who?
A: Is there an owl in there?

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-Anita—-Anita who?
A: Anita to borrow a pencil.

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-Woo—-Woo who?
A: Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-Figs—-Figs who?
A: Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Q: Knock-knock—-Who’s there?—-Alice—-Alice who?
A: Alice fair in love and war.

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-Annie—-Annie Who?
A: Annie thing you can do, I can do better.

Q: Knock-knock—-Who’s there?—-Yukon—-Yukon who?
A: Yukon say that again!

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-Boo—-Boo Who?
A: Well you don’t have to cry about it.

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-Theodore—-Theodore who?
A: Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!

Q: Knock-knock—-Who’s there?—-Cher—-Cher who?
A: Cher would be nice if you opened the door!

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-Amos—-Amos who?
A: A mosquito bit me!

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-Police—-Police Who?
A: Police let us in, it’s cold out here!

Q: Knock-knock—-Who’s there?—-Amarillo—-Amarillo who?
A: Amarillo nice guy.

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