Christmas Jokes

santaQ. Who gives presents and bites?
A. Santa Jaws
(Thanks Daisy S from the UK!)

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Q. Who is Santa’s singing elf?
A. Carol

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Q. What’s Santa’s dog called?
A. Santa Paws

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Q. What’s black white and red all over?
A. Santa in chimney soot
(Thanks Hannah Hall!)

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Q. Which elf is the best singer?
A. Elfis Presley
(Thanks Terry from the UK!)

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Q. What is green, white, and red all over?
A. A sunburnt elf

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Q. What do Santa’s elves learn in the North Pole school?
A. The Elfabet

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Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes

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Q. What does Santa do in his garden?
A. Hoe Hoe Hoe!

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Q. What rains at the north pole?
A. Reindeer!

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