Funny Winter Jokes

Winter

Q: How do Eskimos make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?
A: They wear snowcaps.

Q: What did the snowman say to the customer?
A: Have an ice day!
Submitted by: Melanie

Q: What do you call a slow skier?
A: A slopepoke!
Submitted by: Katie

Q: Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?
A: Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
Submitted by: Chris

Q: Where does a polarbear keep its money?
A: In a snow bank!
Submitted by: Samantha and Austin

Q: What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A: A puddle!
Submitted by: lachlan

Q: How does an eskimo stick his house together?
A: With igloo!
Submitted by: Molly

Q: What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
Submitted by: Julianne

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody!
Submitted by: Laffy Taffy

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