Some Limericks

There once was a Martian named Zed
With antennae all over his head.
He sent out a lot
Of di-di-dash-dot
But nobody knows what he said.

There was a young fellow who thought
Very little, but thought it a lot.
Then at long last he knew
What he wanted to do,
But before he could start, he forgot.

A teacher whose spelling’s unique,
Thus wrote down the days of the wique :
The first he spelt “Sonday,”
The second day “Munday”
And now a new teacher they sique.

 

There was a young person called Smarty
Who sent out his cards for a party ;
So exclusive and few
Were the friends that he knew
That no one was present but Smarty.

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