Christmas Jokes part 1

santaChris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chrissy: What? Chris: Chill out. Submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.

Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

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