Some horse jokes for kids on Melbourne Cup Day!

What type of horses only go out at night?
(Nightmares!)What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
(I’m a little hoarse!)

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
(He thought he might get a kick out of it!)

How long should a racehorse’s legs be?
(Long enough to reach the ground!)

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
(All of them. Houses can’t jump!)

What do you give a sick horse?
(Cough stirrup!)

Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
(It was too heavy to carry!)When does a horse talk?
(Whinny wants to!)

What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
(One is reined up and the other rains down!)

What sickness do horses hate the most?
(Hay fever!)

What do you call a horse that lives next door?
(A neigh-bor!)

What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the road?
(Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!)

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pony!
Doctor: Don’t worry, you’re just a little hoarse!horse

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