Friday Joke Time! If you can bear it!

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What colour socks do bears wear?
(They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet!)What to polar bears eat for lunch?
(Ice berg-ers!)

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
(A drizzly bear!)

What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
(A panda bear rolling down a hill!)

What is black and white and red all over?
(A panda bear with a sunburn!)

Why do bears have fur coats?
(Because they look silly wearing jackets!)

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
(A bear-faced lyre!)

What do you call bears with no ears?
(B!)What do you call a bear with no teeth?
(A gummy bear!)Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
(Because he was stuffed!)What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
(A teddy boar!)

What’s white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
(A molar bear!)

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
(They use bear conditioning!)

What do teddy bears do when it rains?
(They get wet!)

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