Easter Jokes for kids

Q: What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
A: 14 carrot gold!
Q:What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
A: Egg-xercise!
Q: What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A: A funny bunny!
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke?
A: Because it might crack up!
Q: What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
A: They went on a bunnymoon!
Q: What do you call a forgetful rabbit?
A: A hare-brain!
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast?
A: IHOP
Q: How does the Easter Bunny travel?
A: By hare plane!
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wear glasses?
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
A: From an egg plant!
Q: What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it’s too hard to wallpaper them!
Q: What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?
A: Jelly beans!
Q: What did the father egg do when the mother egg told him a joke?
A: He cracked up!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A: A honey bunny!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a hare brush!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny dry his fur?
A: With a hare dryer!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur shiny?
A: With hare spray!
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit?
A: An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots!
Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the other Easter Egg?
A: Have you heard any good yolks today?
Q: What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music?
A: Hip Hop!
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hide?
A: Because he was a little chicken!
Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A: Eggs mark the spot!
Q: What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: Hare mail!
Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled?
A: He cracked up!
Q: What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A: A runny bunny!
Q: Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
A: Because he is too young to drive!
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny liked his trip?
A: Because he said it was egg-cellent!
Q: How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A: He gets hopping mad!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs?
A: He hires Santa’s elves to help during their off season!
Q: What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance?
A: The bunny hop!
Q: What are the Easter Bunny’s favorite stories?
A: The ones with hoppy endings!
Q: Why is the bunny the luckiest animal?
A: Because they have four rabbits feet!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had his eggs!
Q: How does Easter end?
A: With a R!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there
Easter
Easter Who?
Easter Bunny!
Knock, Knock?
Who’s there?
Ana
Ana who?
Ana-other Easter Bunny!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

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